There comes a point in a girls life when she has to sit down and face the music. My friends say to me last night, "Now I know why you knit so much." Life sucks, there's no two ways about it. Even worse, people suck. In the words of my best friend, "I wish that people would spend more time loving each other instead of putting so much energy into being mean." Wishing that old friends would come back doesn't change a thing...nostalgia never did anything but waste time between reality. I'm so grateful for the people that I have in my life right now, this very moment. As for those who have chosen a different path...
There also comes a point in a girls life when she needs to cash in on the pain of others. So, I give you this toast:
Cup of black coffee....99 cents
Box of ex-lax............8 dollars
ER visit.....................24 dollar co-pay
Seeing the look on your sisters' face while she's constipated.....priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's revenge.
I swear, deep down inside, I'm a very sweet person.
